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Al Sharpton Has ‘No Lead In His Pencil’ According To NYPD Report

The RX was for the strongest dose usually used for elephants. Sharpton once claimed he took the drug to, in his words, “make myself a little taller.” Billboards with the Mister Softee logo mysteriously...

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Oklahoma vs Illinois…A Comparision of Right versus the Corrupt

No further explanation needed Illinois and Oklahoma : Look at these two states,it makes for an interesting contrast. The first part is about Illinois and the second part is about Oklahoma! PART 1 —...

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Socialist For President Bernie Saunders: “Modern Greece Is My Kinda Place”

Of course the other socialist wonder is Se. Elizabeth Warren who still claims she’s an Indian princess Socialist Sen. Bernie Saunders (I-Vermont) is running for president and wants to raise...

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Thanksgiving 2025…All food is paid for with enhanced EBT Cards. Even for illegal aliens like the Mohammed family who snuck into the country in a shipping container 11 years ago from the radioactive...

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PHOTO OF THE DAY…………

Satireworld presents….Photos that tell the truth!

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In America’s Heartland Bernie Saunders and the Left Suffer From Electile...

Maybe to make the 2016 elections more interesting for the flacid Democrats would be to have Bernie Saunders become an honorary Hogwart and have him sprinkle pixie dust at every town hall meeting…..It...

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So, Before Democratic Politics What Did Bernie Saunders Do For A Living?

Look closer and you’ll see Bernie Saunders is nothing more than a loose-bowel deadbeat who uses other people’s money. via: The Analytical Economist Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Among the...

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While America Honors Its Fallen Vets…The Left Spends More Time Mourning A...

Never underestimate the pure stupidity of the left.A typical day at the beach for a group of DNC party officials.‘Move along folks…nothing to see here’ Cincinnati, OH – While millions of Americans paid...

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You Have An Undenieable Right To Carry A Gun and Protect Yourself

Granny Tryhol gets it and she’s trained to safely use it as well. I just hope she puts cartridges in it next time! Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you...

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Meet The Most Overlooked, Under Appreciated, Left Out Voter In America

The Quiet White Guy makes time to help kids and place his lifestyle as an example of good citizenship.The forgotten AmericanJohn Thomas, a veteran and father, says today’s politicians deserve a prison...

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

Guess which jackass would LOSE money if Trump’s ban on unfettered Islamic immigration becomes law? Can you hear my copy of the US Constitution talking now?We cannot express our eternal gratitude for...

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Study Shows Hillary Supporters Have Low IQ Scores

Senior Democratic activists, Ben Dover and Carl Smathers help the intelligence challenged Democratic party field workers brush up on telephone usage and TV channel surfing techniques. Dominoes are...

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Police Identify Woman Who Performed Sex Act on Model Dinosaur

Exhibit visitor Frank Neville says he was shocked and uploaded the images as quickly as he could.Caught in the act! Frank’s photos went viral. Miami, FL – (satireworld.com)Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has...

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Beatle-wife Yoko Uno: Hillary and I had A Sexual Affair

Beatle-wife Yoko Uno admits she and Hillary often ate down at the ‘Y’.Right-hand-lady Huma Abedin has been romantically linked to Hillary for years.During her four years at Yale, Hillary had a...

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Trump Win For The Little Guy

‘Here’s one from all the little guys out there! New York Post author: Michael Goodwin And so this is how the Obama era of Hope & Change really ends. With the world turned upside down, and with...

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Congressman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) On Transgender Bans In The Military

The Army’s future combat squad leader? Hope not! Trey Gowdy just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders. He nails it:...

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Now Jersey Shore’s Snooki Tops Hillary In Paid Speaker Fees

Whoops! Appears that entitlement crown might be slipping!Yup, the crowds are getting smaller and the payouts rival those from washed-up media wannabees.At least no-talents like Snooki had enough...

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The 10 Most Destructive Americans Of The Last 8 Decades

Just missed being one of the Top Ten douchebags…..Nazi supporter and genuine asswipe-in-general, George Seros needs to get raped by the grim reaper. Land of the Free – America has undergone enormous...

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Job Deadbeat Omarosa Manigualt Bounced Around The Clinton Administration Too

You would think that after being fired 4 times from a silly reality show would be a pretty big tip off about her overall professional abilities.Not a good sign at all! Washington, DC – The Trump White...

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Is Elizabeth Warren Featured In The Pocahontas Exhibit At The National Museum...

Warren might have to remove her official US Senate portrait from the Senate Gallery.Tonto Warren is displayed at the museum.For over 40 years Warren has based her Indian heritage claims on this family...

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